The crew of Comix Inc try to do justice to the perfect comic script. Unfortunately, with only two artists on hand, Andy and Joe, it seems as if their only option is to sell the script to the highest bidder – and there are very few bidders. So Dr Robazoid, not eager to see money disappear like that, decides to create a reality-bending machine that turns words into art. Unfortunately, rather than turning the script into a comic, it turns the characters of the comic into real life people, and they escape the Comix Inc office and start a non-contained fire fight throughout the city, causing havoc and mayhem. When Cam suggests using the machine to create a solution, Robazoid tells him that the machine is already completely burned out. Comix Inc, helpless in time of crisis, attempt to round up the warring comic book factions, but when it seems no non-threatening and non-violent solutions are working – Gun-Man decides it’s time to join the fight. And so, disguised as members of the two opposing factions, the Comix Inc crew uses real-life weapons and slaughters (essentially teamkilling the two factions) until none are left. None, except for a 50 foot tall half-robot half-slug half-octopus that grabs and eats people, smashes cars, crushes buildings, and groans “brraaaaiiinnsss” a lot...
Pretty cool, eh? Well the second half is going to be exciting too! But I won't post that! Because that would be a spoiler! And I enforce a strict "No spoilers cos otherwise people will be sad like when Bruce Willis was a ghost in Six Sense and then people will be angry, too" policy.
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