TWO THOUSAND AND TEN

Is it "two thousand and ten" or "twenty-ten"? I prefer twenty-ten, personally, but TWO THOUSAND AND TEN is more epic as a blog post. I figured it'd get your attention.

But yes, it's the new year! Holy crap! 2009 is now history! Here's hoping celebrities die this year that we want to die (Keanu Reeves - we're coming for you). Here's hoping celebrities have sex with people we want them to have sex with. And furthermore, let us not usher in the new decade without an announcement of Half-Life 2: Episode Three, Valve. If we don't get a release date by E3 '10, myself and all other PC gaming nerds can say, with gusto, that you are really really bad at finishing trilogies. Even worse than George Lucas is at starting trilogies.