It's Nearly Christmas...

...yes, it's nearly Christmas! Oh, such a joyous occasion! Where kids wait for the Fat Man to bring them presents from his sack *ahem*, parents try feverishly to replicate this unexplained phenomenon, and the rest of the general populace try, amid lack of grace, to find the "perfect Christmas gift," only to do it again next year. I mean, really, if it's the perfect Christmas gift you wouldn't need to do it every single bloody year. Which leads to the conclusion: your gift isn't perfect, and you're a moron.

I haven't made a post in well over 21 days. Why? It's summer holidays and... nothing much as happened. I've tried to find time to, say, update my website or make a new comic or write some music, but when it comes down to the crunch, I'd much rather sleep in all day, play computer games, and fuck my girlfriend. It's become a routine - sleep, game, fuck. Sleep, game, fuck. It's outrageously mind-numbing. Which is why I'm making the blog post now, as a little reminder to myself.

Andy, my friend, you have absolutely all the time in the world on your hands. DO SOMETHING, dear boy. Write that comic! Write that music! Pull out of your creative slump and craft something! And then try and hang out with your girlfriend, instead of just fuck her all night long. That's a good boy now. -Andy

Will it work... *sigh*, probably not. I'm not excited about Christmas this year, to be honest. I'm more excited about Dcypher, the week-long PC gaming camp where nerds sit together in a warehouse playing Counter-Strike and Team Fortress and Trackmania. I'm going with Paul, man it's gonna be epic fun. Well... goodbye.