So I was just drawing just then and I decided to switch pencils because I didn't really want to use a sharpener. So I reached over and took a pencil from my pencil box. But to my surprise I started writing and IT WASN'T A PENCIL AT ALL.
It was an eraser DISGUISED as a pencil.
Well, no big deal, I thought. So I reached over yet again to get a pencil from my pencil box, and to my utter dismay, THIS bastard had found his way in there:
Another stupid eraser, trying to pass itself off as a pencil.
Why do people make these? What would compel a stationary company to make pencil-shaped erasers? It makes no logical sense! Sure, on the one hand they look nice as a set and they give you a sense of universitality in your pens. But on the other hand, it totally screws the tired people who write using pencils at 10:05 at night. The tired people like ME. Anyhoo, seeking refuge with a familiar friend, I turned to my piano to play some soothing tunes. But to my shock I found that there was a Dalek on my keyboard.
I saw he had been playing the saxaphone a few nights ago, but this was verging on lunacy.
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